I regretfully announce that ‘Daughters Of Wealthy Fathers’ will not be returning from its maternity sabbatical. Head-honcho Matt Main has endeavoured to continue music journalism, and is now writing for a sterling competitor in a new job in which we wish him the best of luck. Meanwhile, Matt Nelms has left England behind; trading in his lucrative soap company in exchange for a fresh start in South-East Asia. In an irregular career change the capricious Nelms has vowed ‘To live forever or die in the attempt’. Again, we wish him the best of luck.
‘Thank you for reading, one and all’